Thursday, June 22, 2017

What's Next? Part 20: Gazebo Move: Part Two

When we last left this saga, we had failed at moving the gazebo, but almost gained a permanent garden installation.
 I sent the picture below to Ann at work when she was on her lunch break with the caption, "That didn't go well."


 

 Ann's hilarious reply:

"Oh wow." 

A few minutes later: 

"Is it stuck forever?"

A few minutes later:

"How are you going to landscape that in?"

I was reading my text messages while we were waiting for Warren to arrive with his rescue tractor and I busted out laughing.  Carl wanted to know what was so funny, and I told him what Ann said. 

Even though this was a stressful situation, Carl replied, "How many marigold seeds did you plant? It's going to take a lot of them to go around this thing."

Thankfully, I did not need to up my order of marigold seeds, and the machine went back home to wait for a better day.  The only thing it left behind was its tracks.
 After Warren left, David had to go home, too.  Carl and I walked around the yard, once again kicking clods of dirt around.  

"It's too bad it didn't work," I sighed.  "If it keeps raining, we'll still be waiting to move the thing by the time the snow flies.  Do you think we could move it with a trailer?  If we could get it out of the backyard and into the driveway, maybe Warren could lift it from there?"

"Our trailer isn't big enough," Carl said, "But the old hay wagon running gear out back in the Eight might be."

Without another thought, we walked out to the field and with Carl pulling and me pushing, we walked the running gear out of the white pines, down the lane, onto the road, and into the driveway.  Carl set to work immediately to separate the front wheels from the back wheels.  I went in and made supper while he worked.  

When he came in to eat, he was slightly optimistic; he'd have to make a few changes to separate the wagon in the middle.  In a few days we should be ready to try moving the gazebo on our own.  
As I said Carl doesn't like to borrow equipment or bother people with our construction projects and I feel the same way.  We already felt bad about how much of Warren's time we'd wasted.  

On Friday, April 28, Carl's sister, Mary, and her husband, Tom, came to help us, too.  Everyone  is busy, and when people volunteer to help, we are deeply grateful.

Carl's ingenuity has never failed to amaze me; his plan was reasonable. He took the siding off the bottom of the gazebo, and  with Tom's help, cleaned out the decades-worth of accumulated junk.  





 The next step was to put the front wheels of the running gear on one side and the back wheels on the other side.  




 
 
 

Then he had to climb back under the gazebo and join the two halves back together.  
 

Once we had the running gear in place, the next move was to take some steel beams and fasten them to the running gear as a deck. We've had the beams lying around for at least ten years (yes, though I grouse, the junk does sometimes come in handy.  As the boys always say, "There you go, Mom, justifying the hoard.")  But it is true, we do use the stuff once in awhile.  


 
With the deck in place, Tom and Carl tied the posts of the gazebo down to the beams, and by five pm, we were ready to roll.  Except Carl wasn't.  He felt it was too late in the day and if we had problems, what would we do with the gazebo perched on a wagon overnight?  No, better to wait until Saturday morning.  I was leaning toward 'just do it' as my instant gratification impulse was surging, but Carl was right.  Haste makes waste.  We should take our time and do it right.  Mary and Tom joined us at a restaurant for supper and after a call to Joel and David, we were all in agreement to meet early on Saturday morning.


Joel was the first to arrive on the cold morning.  There was a brisk breeze from the west which worried Carl quite a bit.  How top-heavy would the gazebo be?  We really had no idea and there was only one way to find out.  The hard way.

Carl and Joel cut off the deck posts one at a time until only one remained.  Mary and Tom arrived and Carl attached a pair of ropes to the top of the gazebo to use as support ropes in case it would start to tip, though mostly it was for looks.  He said, "If it starts to fall off the wagon, just make sure everyone gets out of the way." 

In order to make the extremely short corner, Carl and Joel hooked up our rusty, trusty old Manley Wrecking Crane to the wagon and hoisted the front wheels off the ground, enabling the front of the wagon to be airborne and turn effortlessly.





 Everything was in place, it was now time to cut the posts off.


Joel started up the Stihl chainsaw and one by one, five posts were cut. With a feeling of now or never,  Joel cut the last post and the gazebo was free of its moorings.  Using a jack, Carl and Joel eased the building onto the wagon, and I caught my breath as it swayed ever so slightly as the weight transferred from the posts to the beams underneath.  So far, so good. 

 Joel climbed onto the 574, started the engine, and inched forward ever so slowly, turning the gazebo to the north.  The wrecker held the front of the wagon off the ground perfectly, thank goodness.  The turn was made without a problem.

 As soon as the gazebo was turned in the right direction, Carl removed the wrecker and the wagon wheels were back on the ground.


 And off we go, around the Quarry, to the lane. 
 Joel driving the tractor, Mary holding the guide rope.  

In a remarkably short time, we reached the road and finally turned the corner into our driveway.





As soon as the gazebo was moving, I had called my friend Gloria, Warren's wife, to ask if there was a chance they could bring the telescoping forklift back again.  She said yes, he would be there soon.

While Carl and Tom readied the gazebo for lift-off,  Joel had to leave for home.  Dave arrived to take his place and Mary and I retired to a park bench to rest.  It seemed so surreal to see the gazebo sitting in the driveway.  

We made it this far.

Next step:  Flying Gazebos!



















 

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

What's Next? Part 19: Gazebo Moving Attempt: Take One

All righty then, here I am, back with what's been going on around here since April.  Well, scratch that, since November 2016 or thereabouts when our old septic tank was replaced with a brand-spanking new system.  

Reviewing what happened a few short months ago:

The new tanks arrived in early November

Digging commenced shortly thereafter.

 Lots of digging.
Oodles of digging to put the new lines in place.

The digging went from behind the house all the way across the yard to the mound over two hundred feet.  Bye bye lawn, hello mud.

After a remarkably short time, the tanks were in place, the lines were buried and except for a missing lawn, things looked fairly normal again all in one day.  

By that afternoon in November, we were already kicking the dirt around, trying to figure out how we were going to camouflage the new septic tank covers, whether or not we were going to reinstall the old River Bed and what about the gazebo?  

The support posts buried in the ground for the last thirty-something years were rotting, should we rebuild it?  Should we move it? Could we move it?  I had an idea of where I'd like the gazebo's new home to be, in the area where the Tardig stood.  
 Back in late March, Carl obliged me by helping me move the Tardig out of the area and placed some fence posts where the gazebo would fit.   Happily, Carl was on board with my idea to move the gazebo, so now 'all' he had to do was figure out how to carry out the mission.  

I polled our sons on the idea by text message; Joel thought it was a semi-doable plan; Dave's terse reply was, "Tear it down."  At this time in late March, Mom was living here with us and her vote was to try to move it.  Ok, the majority won.  


I checked with our wonderful neighbors who own a large lifting machine about the possibility of them simply driving in the backyard and lifting the gazebo off the ground.  Warren came over and took a look and thought it shouldn't be a problem.   He would need to drive in our east driveway and go all the way around the garden, coming in on the lane to the northeast side of the Quarry.  Then he'd have to retrace his route with the gazebo dangling from a chain back to the road and into our driveway in front of the house. 

We'd been having a lot of rain at the time, but since Warren is a busy farmer, we didn't want to bother him when it was time to be in the fields for spring planting.  The timing had to be just right; dry enough to move the gazebo, but not so dry that we were taking him away from farm work. We told Warren we'd give him a few days notice and set to work on getting ready for the move.  

Carl is loathe to ask people for help and equally leery of borrowing equipment.  I don't blame him; usually when we borrow something from someone Murphy's Law graces us with a breakdown that possibly had nothing to do with us, but happened when we were in possession of the item.  Then you feel bad and end up replacing/fixing/buying what you borrowed anyway.   I reassured him with the thought that the worst thing that might happen would be if the gazebo fell apart when we tried to move it. (I'm great at reassuring people, am I not?)

Sadly, in the midst of moving preparations, Mom passed away.  After her funeral, I was rethinking the entire idea; maybe we should just tear the gazebo down, or maybe we should simply wait for it to fall down and just leave well enough alone.  But then Carl took me for a walk one afternoon at a park in Green Bay and we came across an area set aside for weddings, complete with a gazebo.
   
Pamperin Park Gazebo, Green Bay, WI
 The park's gazebo looked so nice down on the ground instead of up on stilts as we had built ours.  Right then and there we decided it would be worth the effort to move our old gazebo.   The plan was back on.
 Carl worked on laying out the footings for the move just as the daffodils were coming up.  I was scurrying around digging up lilies as they emerged and replanting them.
 Every time I went in the back yard, I'd look at the gazebo and try to imagine it moved (and not a pile of parts on the ground if we failed.)
 Construction on the new site continued, slowly but surely.
 Carl began removing the attached deck and the railings he'd so carefully constructed decades ago.
 This was a bittersweet part of the move; I hope we can find somewhere else to use the railings.....
 Carl had to do the math to figure out where the posts would end up after the move and bury the footings in the right places with the stainless steel post brackets in place.
 His next step was to remove the attached deck.
We used the old deck in the greenhouse for a plant shelf, so at least we had a use for it.  The park bench Grandpa Don built for us was carefully taken off the deck, too.


Finally after a few weeks, on April 24th to be exact, we were ready for the move.  I called Warren to set up a time.  He called back and said he'd be over in a half hour with his machine, also known as a telescoping handler.  I put a frenzied call out to David who came straight from work to help with the move.

Carl, David and I were scrambling around making last minute adjustments; the last thing Carl needed to do was saw off the old posts after the machine was attached to the gazebo's roof.  He couldn't saw them off until they were ready to lift the entire structure.

While Warren was driving around on our east driveway with his machine, I noticed I hadn't taken the solar lights off the railings, so as I was hurriedly unhooking them, I had my back to the incoming machine.  When I finally did look up to see how close Warren was to the gazebo, I was shocked; oh no, something awful happened!  Carl was up on a ladder, looking at me in consternation, "See what happens when we borrow other people's equipment?"



Did a wheel break off the machine?


No, thank goodness, all the wheels were still intact, but he was definitely stuck.  


When the 30,000 pound machine drove over the septic tank lines buried in the back yard last fall, it sank to the counterweight on the back.  So close, and yet so far from our mission.  Thankfully, Carl had not yet cut the posts off the gazebo. 



We had bigger problems now; how do we get the machine unstuck?  David went up to Mom's and retrieved the 574 to try to pull the machine out, but I knew my tractor wasn't going to be powerful enough.  Warren went home to get one of his big tractors instead.




 
  
 
 



  
 
After another hour, we had the telescoping handler unstuck.  Luckily, nothing was broken, thank goodness.  Warren said we'd have to try again in a few weeks when the ground dried up some more.   He bid us a good night after he took the handler and his tractor back home. 

Hmmmm.  Now what?  

Up next:  Take Two